He went down on his wife and it just stayed like that.
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If only Oscar Pistorius had channeled his anger through humor this way.
Nothing says my wife left and took the kids like dinnertime verbal abuse to fast food employees.
I'm assuming after the video stopped he screamed at the camera guy for his vertical recording incompetence.