Ain't Love Grand?

This dude has taken an exorbitant amount of time and created a whole website for the sole purpose of listing stories, examples, and subjects of seemingly every single argument he's had with his girlfriend, Margaret.

Wow.

Feel free to browse this monstrosity yourself, but here is our favorite story about something that sparked a fight between this computer loving victim and his "violent psychopath" of a girlfriend:

'What are you doing?' she asks.
Trying to concentrate on something, distracted and harassed, I reply with some degree of acerbic aggravation.
'What does it look like I'm doing?'
There's a beat, during which we hold each others eyes, unblinking.
It's immediately after this beat has passed that I realise I'm wearing no trousers.
There is, it's opulently redundant of me to add, a perfectly reasonable and innocuous explanation for why I'm browsing the web alone in my attic with no trousers on, but you're all busy people and I know you have neither the inclination nor the time to waste hearing it.

Oh, no, we'd love to hear it. No trousers at the computer? Nice.

Listen, if you have this much time to make a website about how hard it is to get along with you girlfriend, why not just find one you actually have something in common with?

Or you could learn how to make a better website.

You've got options, my friend, options.

[via Reddit]