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3 Words You Wouldn't Say During Sex

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This weekend on Twitter, people were tweeting like crazy about "3 Words During Sex." More like "3 Words You Wouldn't Say During Sex."

Here are my top ten favorite tweets that were hash tagged with #3wordsduringsex, and they're pretty funny, whether or not you're a twitter lover.

  1. Gross. Gross. Gross.
    @seanoconnz
  2. Wait, I'm peeing.
    @ramsincanon
  3. I'm calling Maury.
    @ronpurtee
  4. Wait, it's you?
    @braunger
  5. Should I dismount?
    @thegynomite
  6. Are you serious?
    @AmberTozer
  7. Is that normal?!
    @Ulef
  8. Please Stop Laughing
    @TomPenrose
  9. Where's my receipt?
    @friedmanjon
  10. Get my meds.
    @Samwise73

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