5 Lego Fashion Trends that Never Took Off

On the internet, you can buy anything. You can even buy the failed attempts at Lego high-fashion by big-name designers.

Wait — isn't the point of Legos that even a 4-year-old can design with them?

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BELT BUCKLE

The Marc Jacobs Spring collection in 2007 included a Lego belt buckle. The part you don't see in the picture is when the model got to the end of the run way, thought of an awesome idea for a space ship, and her pants fell down.

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CUFF LINKS

These could be such a big hit with business executives — if only they came in black onyx with gold trim and a glow-in-the-dark monogram.

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SUNGLASSES

Last week, we saw these hipster-y Lynx Optique sunglasses hit the scene. How retro and ironic!

They better come with building instructions for building Kanye West variations.

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HAIR

In 2004, Brazilian designer Jum Nakao put a whole slew of his models in Lego hairpieces. When people tried to remove the wigs, their heads would pop off and get lost between the seat cushions.

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NECKLACE

Even the front cover of Vogue couldn't make this trend take off. Okay, so, it was Russian Vogue.

I'm betting the original prototype for this necklace is in a Tupperware container at a daycare center in Azbuka.

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