Nothing's shocking on the net anymore.

As is often the case, I was laying around watching old Intellevision vids on the world wide web.  They're standard George Plimpton blather, but the comment section piqued my interest.

YyQq987 commented, "Atari was better. The games were FUN. And that intellivision disc-thing controller was really odd."

To which Ramashack responded, "Please! Intelivision was the bomb. if you have the intellivoice system you were the cool kid on the block for about a year or two in the 1980's – then NES came out…….."

Guys.  What year do we live in?!  You're debating the merits of two systems that haven't been around for decades.  How about one of you film your argument on Betamax, the other on VHS, and then you can both snail mail them to the North Pole, because no one cares anymore.

What you should be discussing is those of us who got screwed when our parents got us an Odyssey.  I miss you, Pick Axe Pete!

Jorge Columbo created this week's cover for The New Yorker using Brushes, an iPhone app. If you're one of those people who likes time lapse videos, here you go:

We also took a crack at this week's New Yorker cover but all we had was a Blackberry. They didn't like it:

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Are you ready to party like a socially-awkward, computer-loving weirdo?!

Know Your Meme and Urlesque bring you A Night to ReMEMEber where party-goers are encouraged to dress up like their favorite Internet meme or viral video star.

Our guess is this group may have some trouble holding their alcohol as many of them probably haven't left the house since building their Y2K bunker.  Hopefully NYPD is preparing a guidebook to translate leetspeak for when they have to start filing police reports on these net nerds' public intoxication charges.

Please note Peanut-Butter-Jelly-Time guy drinking a beer in the image above.  Surely someone got clubbed in the head with a maraca moments later.  And you don't want to end up in jail in a banana costume.

The event is Sunday, May 31st — not too late to buy your plane tickets to New York City.

In the market for a dog toilet?

The PowerLoo is an outdoor waste removal system for your dog.  

Don't start celebrating just yet- the PowerLoo doesn't do much.  You still have to pick up the poop, put it in the PowerLoo, and flush it yourself.

That's like buying a machine that chews up your slippers for you.

Why not just put your dog in diapers if it's so much trouble?

(Don't really- that dog is obviously ashamed of himself.)

If you just sacrificed $143 to see a movie in the theater, every second counts — including the seconds when all that soda bingeing catches up with your bladder. Rest assured that if you leave to pee, crap, get more candy, play Whack-a-Mole in the arcade or take two laps around the parking garage during a Ben Stiller movie, you’ve made a good decision.

But if you're seeing Star Trek this weekend and you'd like to strategically take your pee break during a Winona-Ryder-as-worn-gray-haired-end-of-her-career-mom scene, then RunPee.com might be just the web app for you. Users submit moments that they think are whiz-worthy including how long you'll have to piss and what happened while you were gone. If you have an over-active bladder, you can even print up a detailed timeline of all the leak times before you go to a movie.

When can't you go pee during Dance Flick?!

Yesterday, the bedrock of American journalism known as MSNBC ran this story entitled How to survive in a world ruled by robots.  Fair enough, MSNBC.  This information could come in handy at some point.

But what put us into shock was the subheadline.  When future generations refer back to this article to help evade their robotic rulers, they will be confronted with "If the Terminators took over for reals, what would you do?"

Are you kidding me, MSNBC?  "For reals?"  Sure being taken over by teh Terminators is srs bsns that we can't afford to ignore, but let's keep our editorial decorum totes profesh, pls.  Got it??  Kthxbai!

Yes, the cost of college is getting more and more expensive, but is teaching your kid to hustle billiards really the answer?

And seriously, if you have to turn your kid into a pool prodigy, don't plaster it all over the Internets!  His cover's blown!  Good luck suckering people into bar bets now.

[via Buzzfeed]

Impressive, internet trend nerds.  Your love and obsession with the three wolf moon shirt has taken over the interweb.  First you spread the word through Amazon, then your social networks, and now, viral video. 

Congrats.  You killed a funny, ironic web item almost instantly.

It's dead now.  All that's left to move onto is The Wearable Towel.  Go!

…and it's ruined.

Comedian Todd Glass recently brought some cheer and sunshine into the Tosh.0 offices.  Keep watching until at least 1:08, at which point Todd suddenly goes into hilarious meltdown mode!

P.S. Todd's just jealous that Comedy Central rejected his idea for a show about funny things he overheard on ham radio.

These links weren't worth our time. But we're posting them anyway because we have nothing else to do:

• Duke the Giant Horse — Isn't Giant Horse redundant?
• Time Lapse: Fire Spinner — I feel like this would be better shown to Prodigy's Firestarter.
• Dawn Soap Commercial — Did this lady just suggest a sex act?  Weren't we talking about soap?
• Achieving Fame, Wealth And Beauty Are Psychological Dead Ends, Study Says – F*%$!  Now what are we going to do?!
• Twitter Goes Hollywood? — If the Twitter movie reveals the point of Twitter, it will make millions.
• Report: Spam now 90 percent of all e-mail — In other news, 90% of penises are "enhanced."