This is a picture of a 13-story building that fell over in Shanghai. Luckily, only one person died. The rest were saved by open windows that fit neatly around them, à la Buster Keaton.

[Cellar.org via Gizmodo]

I love me a good ol' conspiracy.  That's why this list of Top 10 Celebrity Death Conspiracy Theories got my attention.  They covered some big names- MJ, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe- but they left off one huge one.  What the hell happened to the Hamburglar?

Nobody is concerned about his mysterious disappearance- or possible death- and it seems to have been silenced by McDonald's AND the media.   Wikipedia claims the character was retired.  Is that McDonaldspeak for snuffed out?  Turned into a Not-So-Happy Meal somewhere?  

I may have started a big thing here bringing this up, guys, but it's worth it.  Let's find out what really happened to the Hamburglar!

[via Djmick]

Remember the old days when your homemade, stop-motion video projects earned you a "B-" and the scorn of your peers?

The only way to "get your video out there" was to bring a crappy VHS dub to your nerdy friend's sleepover and show it off to your schoolmates in between wondering whether sleeping on the same pullout couch as another boy made you gay.

Well guess what?  The Internet is one giant nerdy sleepover where everyone is more than happy to watch all the stop motion garbage of dorky things you've ever made.

However, figuring out your sexual orientation is still up to you (…though I hear a new website to help you with that will be complete by 2010!)

[via Buzzfeed]

If anything is an arugment for vegetarianism, this video is it. Cows aren't carnivores!  

People should watch this video preparing for the biggest mad cow disease/bird flu/swine flu scare of all time.  I threw swine flu in there just because it's going to be the biggest pandemic of our time, so we shouldn't forget any of the weird animal diseases.  That cow ate a chicken!

And if this doesn't make the world news, at least Tosh.0 tried to save your life.

[via GorillaMask]

The internet: not helping racial stereotypes in any manner whatsoever.

Don't frip your lid just yet, it might not be racist that this picture's being passed around.  Maybe this place just sells …frippachinos?  

Nope, it's definitely racist.

[via Unique Daily]

In Queenstown, Maryland, a woman got the "Bush Administration treatment" over a missing iPod. She presumably stole the device. When the owners found out, they held her at knife point, dragged her across a gravel lot and submerged her in a drainage ditch until she told them where it was.

The iPod held a top-secret Grateful Dead taping.

CollegeHumor produced a short web parody in the style of West Side Story. At 1:20, note the subtle "tweet the deets" reference.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture, or link us to a video or image you think is better.  If we agree, we might post it on the Tosh.0 homepage!  And check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorites.

"Get your own dinner!"

Look, society, we need to have a talk.

I realize ever since mankind created agriculturally-centered lifestyles and began settling into larger and more complex societal structures, you've been looking for ways to share your masturbation stories.  Therefore, the development of a website such as IWhackedTo.com was inevitable.

On "I Whacked To…," users can post their masturbation stories and then other users can rate these tales.  "Embarrassing" or "hilarious" stories are encouraged, as I guess a nuts and bolts anatomical description might "get too real" for some people.

But let's be real for a second here: This site has to be a magnet for BS.  True, who am I to question the validity of peoples stories of whacking to the bible or a Wendy's cup, but to me, the whole thing seems more locker room than psychological experiment.

Still, if you get off on people's fake masturbation stories (either figuratively or literally), take some time to read what's been posted here.  And then prepare for the fall of civilization.