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	<title>Comments on: 10 Most Inappropriate Helen Keller Items on the Web</title>
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		<title>By: Poop</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-10/#comment-478813</link>
		<dc:creator>Poop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 17:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You stupid mexican pedro</description>
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		<title>By: Pedro</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-10/#comment-469118</link>
		<dc:creator>Pedro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 17:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew about Helen Keller recently. I am not an american and am surprised how can you make fun from the handicaps of someone and enjoy it. You guys are unbelievable and despicable</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew about Helen Keller recently. I am not an american and am surprised how can you make fun from the handicaps of someone and enjoy it. You guys are unbelievable and despicable</p>
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		<dc:creator>.. . .. . . . . . .</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 20:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Oh god</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-10/#comment-463284</link>
		<dc:creator>Oh god</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 02:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why can&#039;t helen keller drive?????



Because she&#039;s a women!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why can&#039;t helen keller drive?????</p>
<p>Because she&#039;s a women!</p>
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		<title>By: Hope</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-10/#comment-339575</link>
		<dc:creator>Hope</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 18:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Helen is dead. She&#039;s not gettin hurt by this, but i am!! I&#039;m in pain from shear laughter!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Helen is dead. She&#039;s not gettin hurt by this, but i am!! I&#039;m in pain from shear laughter!!!</p>
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		<title>By: HKSim Webmaster</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-10/#comment-328293</link>
		<dc:creator>HKSim Webmaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 13:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glad yall liked the Helen Keller Simulator website, I made that when I was bored one evening.  The source code says &quot;this is not the source code you were looking for&quot; in Braille, btw.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glad yall liked the Helen Keller Simulator website, I made that when I was bored one evening.  The source code says &#034;this is not the source code you were looking for&#034; in Braille, btw.</p>
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		<title>By: big daddy J</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-10/#comment-235867</link>
		<dc:creator>big daddy J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 18:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Q:do you know why helen keller masterbated with one hand? A:so she could moan with the other!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Q:do you know why helen keller masterbated with one hand? A:so she could moan with the other!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Name</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-10/#comment-232789</link>
		<dc:creator>Name</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 20:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Add a comment...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Add a comment&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: jesse</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-9/#comment-196174</link>
		<dc:creator>jesse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 00:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>how about &quot;Why can&#039;t Helen Keller drive? Because she&#039;s a woman! no seriously why? Because she&#039;s dead!&quot;
or &quot;why does helen keller wear tight pants? so you can read her lips!&quot;
and also &quot;How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? -they left the plunger in the toilet&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how about &#034;Why can&#039;t Helen Keller drive? Because she&#039;s a woman! no seriously why? Because she&#039;s dead!&#034;<br />
or &#034;why does helen keller wear tight pants? so you can read her lips!&#034;<br />
and also &#034;How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? -they left the plunger in the toilet&#034;</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-9/#comment-154531</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?
- Endless love</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?<br />
- Endless love</p>
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		<title>By: toshsucks13</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-9/#comment-154526</link>
		<dc:creator>toshsucks13</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why can&#039;t Hellen Keller play football?  Because she is a woman.  Why cant she drive a car? Because she&#039;s dead.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why can&#039;t Hellen Keller play football?  Because she is a woman.  Why cant she drive a car? Because she&#039;s dead.</p>
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		<title>By: explicit corn muffin</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-9/#comment-135889</link>
		<dc:creator>explicit corn muffin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 01:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How did Helen Keller&#039;s parents torture her?They put a plunger in the toilet.
How many kids did Helen Keller have?None.THe plunger went all the way through.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How did Helen Keller&#039;s parents torture her?They put a plunger in the toilet.<br />
How many kids did Helen Keller have?None.THe plunger went all the way through.</p>
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		<title>By: papercanoe</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-9/#comment-133501</link>
		<dc:creator>papercanoe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 01:17:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That cartoon was the worst thing I have ever seen. The teacher was like YES this is WATER and Helen was like UHUUHHGH</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That cartoon was the worst thing I have ever seen. The teacher was like YES this is WATER and Helen was like UHUUHHGH</p>
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		<title>By: Name</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-9/#comment-128836</link>
		<dc:creator>Name</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 01:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
 she needs the other to moan with.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?<br />
 she needs the other to moan with.</p>
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		<title>By: d</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-9/#comment-127902</link>
		<dc:creator>d</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 20:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>why couldn&#039;t helen keller drive?

cuz she was a woman.</description>
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<p>cuz she was a woman.</p>
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		<title>By: dina</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-9/#comment-126523</link>
		<dc:creator>dina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 05:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the cartoon was the worst she looked like a retarded dude, kinda sad
i actually thought the myspace was creative though</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the cartoon was the worst she looked like a retarded dude, kinda sad<br />
i actually thought the myspace was creative though</p>
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		<title>By: Rob</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-9/#comment-126349</link>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 02:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sure there are people out there having a hard time seeing the humor in it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#039;m sure there are people out there having a hard time seeing the humor in it</p>
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		<title>By: Jebusthesus</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-9/#comment-126003</link>
		<dc:creator>Jebusthesus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 22:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What did Helen Keller say when she saw my dick?
Nudaahvmena.
Cus it was in her butt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What did Helen Keller say when she saw my dick?<br />
Nudaahvmena.<br />
Cus it was in her butt.</p>
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		<title>By: Hellen Keller</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-8/#comment-125053</link>
		<dc:creator>Hellen Keller</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 19:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ljkadfhoiuhcoi</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ljkadfhoiuhcoi</p>
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		<title>By: Danielle</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-8/#comment-89061</link>
		<dc:creator>Danielle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This entire trend is disgusting.

Seriously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This entire trend is disgusting.</p>
<p>Seriously.</p>
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		<title>By: drew</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-8/#comment-66465</link>
		<dc:creator>drew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>helen keller went to town riding on a pony,
stuck a feather in her hat and called it fhoarpuewaia</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>helen keller went to town riding on a pony,<br />
stuck a feather in her hat and called it fhoarpuewaia</p>
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		<title>By: drew</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-8/#comment-66452</link>
		<dc:creator>drew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>why did helen kellers dog go insane?

you would too if your name was fhisogipbaq</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>why did helen kellers dog go insane?</p>
<p>you would too if your name was fhisogipbaq</p>
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		<title>By: Guy</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-8/#comment-61027</link>
		<dc:creator>Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How did Helen Keller&#039;s parents punish her?
They rearranged the furniture.
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How did Helen Keller&#039;s parents punish her?
They glued doorknobs to the walls.
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If Helen Keller fell in the woods, would she make a sound?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How did Helen Keller&#039;s parents punish her?<br />
They rearranged the furniture.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
How did Helen Keller&#039;s parents punish her?<br />
They glued doorknobs to the walls.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
If Helen Keller fell in the woods, would she make a sound?</p>
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		<title>By: Renee</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-8/#comment-60309</link>
		<dc:creator>Renee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How did Helen Keller&#039;s Parents Punish her? They left the plunger in the TOILET!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How did Helen Keller&#039;s Parents Punish her? They left the plunger in the TOILET!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Maria</title>
		<link>http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/comment-page-8/#comment-55665</link>
		<dc:creator>Maria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha</p>
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