Religious Cell Phones
Last week, we saw the coming of the Odin 99, a cell phone only available in China that features one-touch access to a customizable Buddhist altar for mobile exaltation. This forced many competing cell phone companies to claim their stake in other religious niches.
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THE SCIENTOLOGY PHONE
The Scientology phone features a Tom Cruise devotion screen.
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THE NATIVE AMERICAN PHONE
The Native American "spirituality" phone includes a built-in pipe for smoking peyote. Even in the most difficult on-the-go worship situations, users can hallucinate their religious rituals.

THE ATHEIST PHONE
The phone for atheists has no worship mode. But it does include a helpful interface for arguing with religious friends.

Graphics by Mike Mozer





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