Dating Emergency
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Q: What's more embarrassing than having the cops called on you because your music is being played too loud?
A: Calling 911 and asking for the cop's number after he leaves.
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Q: What's more embarrassing than calling 911 for the cop's number who just left your house?
A: Having that call recorded...
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Q: What's more embarrassing than having your dumb 911 call recorded?
A: Having it posted on the internet.
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Q: What's more embarrassing than having that recorded call posted on the internet?
A: Um, nothing.
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