Comments on: Terrell Owens Is Sorry Outtakes

By: patrick

patrick — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 02:42:13 +0000

Daniel everything was funny til u said southpark. that shit is fuckin comeedyy. you DOUCHE! hinga dinga dirgin i got a poop and its cermin

By: tiff

tiff — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:51:20 +0000

i am with you T.O. plus i agree you are amazing!and daniel has a needle dick is a jealous fucking idiot!

By: Daniel Has a Needledick

Daniel Has a Needledick — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 03:15:11 +0000

Oh, I forgot:
I'm sorry no one knows who Dan Cortez is.
Seriously, who the fuck is he?
BAMF

By: Daniel Has A Needledick

Daniel Has A Needledick — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 03:07:37 +0000

A few additions:
-I'm sorry or ruining Donovan McNabb's career
-I'm sorry to all the people I screwed in fantasy football
-I'm sorry to Bills fans; not for my performance, but because you have to be disappointed year after year
-I'm sorry that none of my endzone dances look heterosexual
-I'm sorry, white people, for every Tyler Perry movie
-I'm sorry for MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter
-I'm sorry for the last season of South Park
-I'm sorry for whatever team I'll be on next year
-I'm sorry that you wasted your time watching Tosh.O

By: anigmatism

anigmatism — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:22:51 +0000

"I'm also sorry for OJ for killing your wife and her suspected boyfriend."

By: Nate Hunglow

Nate Hunglow — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:20:03 +0000

For everyone that commented before me. I hate you all, I fisted your mothers in the ass while they all braided my pubic hair with their tongues. I have a large bush, it had to be a group effort to be accomplished. The fisting, however, was not all done at once. It took months to achieve even with no breaks, washing or lubrication of the hands at all during this period.

Thank you for your time. Fuck T.O. and the Bills.. Go Colts!

By: Mike kelly

Mike kelly — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:57:09 +0000

I hope you got a lot of money for those wheat thins adds cause they are fucking annoying as hell.

By: Joe G

Joe G — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:34:01 +0000

TO I'm sorry for masturbating all over your scrap books. I'm also sorry that I didn't do it sooner. I'm sorry to my penis for looking so damn good when I was doing this. I'm sorry I only took pictures and didn't film it so I could look back on it with fond remembrance. Maybe I'll make a scrap book…..

What did you expect when you scarp booked the montage of your ab routine?

By: Skyelee

Skyelee — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:00:07 +0000

what happened to the windows vista apology?

By: Cameron DeBrusk

Cameron DeBrusk — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:26:21 +0000

Scrapbooking? Somebody's mature.

By: tderder3@aol.com

tderder3@aol.com — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:16:17 +0000

Can a legal to watch version of this be uploaded to YouTube. I checked it before and it said that it wasn't allowed in the US because of copyright and I'm to lazy to get on my computer to look it up on this sight when I can watch youtube on my ipod. So much less effort needed. Now I only need to use my hands and don't even have to get up to get the computer.

By: george K.

george K. — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:47:44 +0000

somebody need smack the shit out of him, then smack him for shittin' on the good carpet.

By: andrew

andrew — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:05:40 +0000

he's also sorry for how many TD's he has…congradulations you've carried your team to (3-7)

By: DanielLikesTheWood

DanielLikesTheWood — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:39:35 +0000

Im sorry TO is such a douche bag other wise you and Daniel would have been great butt buddies.

By: coreanDaniel sittin in a tree??

coreanDaniel sittin in a tree?? — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:14:53 +0000

umm…add to the goonies rip …a Christmas story…1 time in band camp….clearly a subliminal Metal- lickher…..
sad-but oh so-un-believably-if u knew, who…..

so…Oprah stole or what ever claimed that domi un bacito….
MY epifunny moment is on my tab…DIET PEP—-
only 1 DR….that gives me a buzz….
drink RED-Bologna….

By: Joe A

Joe A — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:52:09 +0000

stalker alert danny boy, or Tosh.0
with that said
i'm sorry for not sneezin like elmo
on a pharmacy line
and gettin put on blast for it
think nancy has a look that kills

By: Corinne

Corinne — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:53:48 +0000

Dear Mr. & Mrs Tosh,
I am Sorry….
I'm sorry 4 reffering to your son as Mr.
I will figure a compromise where it won't be nearly as awkward as this
I'm sorry your Daniel picked this Career
not realizing the Inappropriate Nachoe [cheese] Fan Moments that would pursue…
I will attempt to simmer down my might &/or power
and be just a girl ;)
I will conclude by noting my legs are crossed….

By: onlysmurfin

onlysmurfin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:17:03 +0000

i got a feelin, that keepin in a secret, is a trick of finger crossing… is that a lie??
what about yes virginia…..
shoot Hail Mary…
darn you Tosh.O

By: oopstan

oopstan — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:24:45 +0000

my apologies:
i'm sorry,
i wrote otb>>NKOTB
was what i meant….
i didn't pomote BOUNCE…not my @$$…
the static cling elimonator
i do not or m not
a PIG>>
how ever u wish to urbanly define….
I assist in clearin the table…
I never receive my DREAM doll..
and for that I am thankful…
I wrote a story, it was semi jokey/a gag
but still oddly tellin
i m terrible @ secret holding
but never break a promise
4 me this is my
pretend "web" redemption…
thank you…
4 playin…
sorry if eye m anoying w/ my boring ocd-ish PIA
"anticks(qwirks?)"

By: aRedFiretruck

aRedFiretruck — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:20:55 +0000

WTF! you guys are homos. Why do you repeat this? I farted wait….. Ok,Terell Owens is my man. I'm sorry for t-bagging him.

By: CC devil-ish

CC devil-ish — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:55:02 +0000

hey LOR….
let's setup a web redemption 4 you….
have mr.Tosh jump out of a(warmed) birthday cake
(-shrinkability)in his b-day suit
of course all necessary areas covered, it is a "family" show…
handzon devil might just make ur wish cum true ;)

By: mike b.

mike b. — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:50:58 +0000

hahaha i love how he apologizes for bringing his tshirt gun into the locker room.
rofl.

By: Corinne

Corinne — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:30:08 +0000

dear Daniel,
stop airin the dirty laundry…
ie: or iyayiyi:
his abs r ezer for me to grab since the washer has been on tha fritz…
ehmmm his balance would b fine had u not tryed the ear trick
he took his hat off 2 u for catchin me w/ ur mouse trap…
n- umm chocalet ticket,yeah
U made it GOLDEN
u wacky..STUD

By: D

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:27:40 +0000

LOL did he just say "dan cortez"?!
thats like referring to those 'slap bracelets' back in '88. No one knows what youre talking about :p

By: atrain595

atrain595 — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:54:16 +0000

lets just add being a complete mega douche to that list