Finally, a use for cutting and pasting heads in photoshop that has nothing to do with your psycho ex-girlfriend or that weird guy next door that watches you walk to your car every morning.
It's ManBabies.com! Look at these silly men and baby head switching places ala Freaky Friday (the original, not the Hohan version) and Parent Trap (again, original, not Hohan version. How many Disney re-makes did she re-make!?).
I could look at these goofy guys all day. It's a giant baby! It's a little man! Oh, the laughs never stop.
Or they might after about three.
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Often times, morons with Photoshop and connection to the internet can put things into perspective better than all of us laymen or even the mainstream media.
TMZ.com appeared to be the first to break the news of Jacko's death yesterday with a post entitled "Michael Jackson Dies" timestamped at 5:20pm.
As I write this, the post is set to break the 3,000 comment mark. Comments started rolling in at 5:42 and it didn't take long for the trolls to come out and play.
What a tragic day with the death of two major icons: Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett! Who can put this in perspective for all of us?!? Maybe TMZ commenter johnny h. Reacting to MJ's death, he proclaimed:
he loved to take it in the brown eye, just like farrah did.
Wow, johnny. Really? This was the 24th comment out of nearly 3,000! It went live 5 minutes after the first comment, meaning johnny h must have rushed to a computer, dying to inform us of his profound thought.
For your determined spirit to be the first troll hitting the breaking Michael Jackson death story on TMZ, we say, "Congratulations, johnny h!" You're our Respectful Commenter of the Week!
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Gum Alert is a newer blog that reviews chewing gum. Finally. When I check out at the grocery store I'm overwhelmed with all the colors, brands and artificial flavors. It's about time the web gave us some chewing gum connoisseurs.
Some people are looking for a gum with a "chewy" texture and a "bubblegum" flavor that rolls down a spiral slide after purchase. But Gum Alert scoffs at such riff-raff gumballs. Shannon and Katie (left) only review gums imported from exotic berry islands and chiseled from arctic freezes. Clearly, chewing gum is permitted at their high school.
The reviews at Gum Alert aren't exactly bite-sized, so after reading a few 2,000 word gum reviews, the blog starts losing its flavor. The site is also sorely missing a review of Nicorette.
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Open letter to the person who has a headstone in the shape of a computer:
Dear Person,
I am sorry you're dead. Let's make that clear. But I have a huge problem with the PC headstone on your grave.
Perhaps it was a family member or friend who chose that headstone, but let's be honest. There's no way you had real friends if you loved the computer so much, and your family probably gave up years ago. So let's assume you chose that yourself. That's another problem.
Who chooses their headstone in advance? It's like those creepy commercials that air during "The People's Court" at one in the afternoon where old people talk about how "they know they're going to die so why not plan it now" kind of a thing. Creepy. Computer nerds are disturbing enough on their own; no need to forever proclaim your dedication to technology through your gravestone choice. I don't even want to guess what your will says. To whom you left your many harddrives and mice, your ergenomic chair pads, your webcams and special split keyboards. Ugh, I'm shuttering thinking about it. I feel bad for the person who realized you'd passed; since who else would know of your absence than your online WoW pals?
The only person who's grave could be a PC is Bill Gates, and he's so rich he'll never die so that's not ever going to be an issue. He'll probably just be turned into a robot. Some horrible, awesome PC robot who then shuts down when a virus corrupts his whole robot heart harddrive. But what do I know; I'm not a soothsayer, I'm a blogger. And I can't accept that headstone.
Well, here's a new one aimed at all you pot smokers out there: What-A-Bong.
The site describes itself as "Pictures of bongs that when you look at them, you'll say, 'What a bong!'" Wow, that doesn't sound like something you'd come up with when you're high at all.
Basically, it's a collection of glamour shots of bizarre or interesting bongs. The above Trekkie looking bong hit Gizmodo yesterday. Apparently "bongs" now qualify as "gadgets." And are news worthy. I guess it depends on how you use them?
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If you watched tonight's show, you probably know how Daniel Tosh feels about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.
We put up a nice version of that interview on the show, but this is the blog so we can show you the outtakes that didn't make the cut. To see the original, click here.
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