“The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” is a phrase that contains every letter in the alphabet. To most people, it means nothing. To those who grew up with a computer and a square family, it was an integral part of looking at every single font – that’s all you can do on a computer without video games.

Well, now that it's the future, there's a video that uses every single letter in the alphabet in its title, because it literally depicts this unlikely occurrence. Whoa.

[via Urlesque]

Update: Edited to add the "s" to the phrase, thanks to commenters below.

Remember earlier in the week when we told you to NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO!? Well, thank god it's the future and people make reaction videos quickly. If your eyes had been burned by watching that video by accident, then this video will be the cure.

Have a good, wedding free weekend!

[via Buzzfeed]

If this dog could talk, he'd say, "Bitches, I'm on swing!"

However, if this dog could properly handle a firearm, he'd blow his entire families' brains out.

It's not that he's upset that they put him on a swing; He just can't listen to their inane yapping any longer.

[Note: Do not put your dog on a swing.  Dogs do not like this.]

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During the day today, an article entitled "July Deadliest Month for Soldiers in Afghanistan" sparked a lively debate amongst commenters on the notoriously highbrow comments section of AOcomL..

newsSwat helped AOL live up to its reputation of rude and inappropriate comments with his request that…

Somebody please find slickbudget7 and smash all of his fingers with a hammer

Thanks for keeping the discourse high, newsSwat.  Congratulations, you're our Respectful Commenter of the Week!

Playing putt-putt in your dorm isn't that original of an idea, but these kids should be commended for taking it to a pretty good extreme (and because those titles are awesome and the music is pimpin'). The video also appeared on SportsNation on ESPN this week.

One thing still confuses me: When do you drink?

[via Funktards]

This controversial video of a woman dragging her child across the floor on what appears to be a leash is awesome.

Is she a horrible or awesome mother? I'm never going to have kids, so I don't care. But at the very least, if this kid doesn't learn anything from this, he's going to be real embarrassed when this video plays at his wedding or some other stupid occasion people show home movies. So bravo for that, mom.

What do you guys think? Would you do this?

[via UniqueDaily]

Oh yes. It gets better…

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Who says America can't learn anything from the Chinese?! The Chinese Military Online English Edition offers free MP3 downloads on their website!

How can you resist classic songs like "Sing in Praise of our Motherland" (orchestra edition!!!)?  Or the smash hit "Workers, Peasants and Soldiers, Unite"?  (You only get the chorus on this one though.  If you want the full orchestrated version, you're gonna have to hit up iTunes.  Sorry.)

It's time to rock out with these 20 classics!  This is totally retro!  Where are the hipsters?!

[via Boing Boing]

Yesterday, I saw a news article about a cat that rides the bus all by itself. But, alas, no picture or video of said cat.

This morning I'm greeted on Buzzfeed with the above video.  Finally!

I live in modern times!  I shouldn't have to wait 24 hours for someone to release footage of a cat riding a freakin' bus!  WTF people!!  Get on your video footage faster next time.

We know why you're here. Here's the original "Why Must I Cry,", and the full Tosh.0 version is below.

Tosh.0 Presents, "Why Must I Cry: The Tosh.0 Remix."

Thanks to The Gregory Brothers, creators of Auto-tune the News for their help with the video!

Do you want to take a shot at making your own "Why Must I Cry" video?
Download our version by right clicking here and send us the link to your homemade videos in the comments!

Check out what the green screen footage looks like below:

Want to buy the original version of "Why Must I Cry"?  Get it on iTunes here!