Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams

Spammers have it all wrong.  Don't waste time sending out millions of B.S. emails and expect to rip off a few unsuspecting people.  Set up a B.S. website and let the suckers come to you.

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA is "a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward."  Your reward, of course, is being saved from Earth before the Rapture.

Let's continue: "Our service is plain and simple.  For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment up to two (2) pets per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee."

This company provides AMAZING service.  You can even pay immediately via PayPal on their website!  Or you can just send your money to me, and I'll make sure it gets to them.  Honest to God.

And to think I've been wasting my time with Google AdSense.  Garbage!