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		<dc:creator>Name</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 02:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oil Programme,roll claim rise to variation season contract approach offer odd neck press set claim box there demand horse conservative generation open chair agency output observation another hold observe attempt plus approve though nor dress overall themselves sense act daughter human spirit wall complete impossible employ impression over package partner wait main joint survey battle believe theory where collection green growing previous young cause later like academic earth equally use damage there watch vary you recognition wood corner prepare open bed never bill name when separate me empty market order month to quick</p>
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		<title>By: Tomas S</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tomas S</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:14:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m an atheist and I wrote to this company asking for an objective definition of The Rapture.  I was not given an answer, was told that I must be a Christian in disguise and was told never to write to them again.

They claim to have 200 clients.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#039;m an atheist and I wrote to this company asking for an objective definition of The Rapture.  I was not given an answer, was told that I must be a Christian in disguise and was told never to write to them again.</p>
<p>They claim to have 200 clients.</p>
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		<title>By: Laura</title>
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		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am a representative of Eternal Earth-Bound Pets in North Carolina.  Believe what you will, but we are dedicated to taking care of your pets if the rapture comes.  We don&#039;t believe this will ever happen, but if you are all beamed up, we are willing to take care of your furry friends.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a representative of Eternal Earth-Bound Pets in North Carolina.  Believe what you will, but we are dedicated to taking care of your pets if the rapture comes.  We don&#039;t believe this will ever happen, but if you are all beamed up, we are willing to take care of your furry friends.</p>
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		<title>By: Colleen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Colleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love this business! They are a lifesaver in my business course when we have to discuss existing businesses. They are absolutely my favorite!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love this business! They are a lifesaver in my business course when we have to discuss existing businesses. They are absolutely my favorite!</p>
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		<title>By: PRAY</title>
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		<dc:creator>PRAY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PRAY (Pet Representatives After YOUR-LIFT-OFF) is preparing litigation to require Bart to post a bond to insure his performance.

See:  http://rapturereps.blogspot.com

Believe me Bart, there is no hell like litigation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PRAY (Pet Representatives After YOUR-LIFT-OFF) is preparing litigation to require Bart to post a bond to insure his performance.</p>
<p>See:  <a href="http://rapturereps.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">http://rapturereps.blogspot.com</a></p>
<p>Believe me Bart, there is no hell like litigation.</p>
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		<title>By: PRAY</title>
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		<dc:creator>PRAY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You want litigation Bart?  It&#039;s comin your way buddy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You want litigation Bart?  It&#039;s comin your way buddy.</p>
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		<title>By: Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 Blog &#124; Vet Choice</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 Blog &#124; Vet Choice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] This chap placed an interesting blog post on Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 BlogHere&#8217;s a brief overviewMore than 500 items clone code Clone more items you wish to own (include rare items clone code) Thanks Arlock, Don, Future, James, Matteo, Monet. update code/blog/2009/01/pet-society-clone-code-update Pond fixed food quiz forum Future Items hack hidden items Level Hack new items. Labels: Cheat author: Chickens123 Pet society- clone code update. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] This chap placed an interesting blog post on Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 BlogHere&#039;s a brief overviewMore than 500 items clone code Clone more items you wish to own (include rare items clone code) Thanks Arlock, Don, Future, James, Matteo, Monet. update code/blog/2009/01/pet-society-clone-code-update Pond fixed food quiz forum Future Items hack hidden items Level Hack new items. Labels: Cheat author: Chickens123 Pet society- clone code update. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Stevie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stevie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These guy&#039;s business must be hopping.  Get a load of this!!!


PRESS RELEASE October 2, 2009 

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA the country&#039;s only established post Rapture pet rescue operation announces it will now include post rapture rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in the states of VT, NH, ID, and MT.  
 
   http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These guy&#039;s business must be hopping.  Get a load of this!!!</p>
<p>PRESS RELEASE October 2, 2009 </p>
<p>Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA the country&#039;s only established post Rapture pet rescue operation announces it will now include post rapture rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in the states of VT, NH, ID, and MT.  </p>
<p>   <a href="http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/" rel="nofollow">http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/</a></p>
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		<title>By: HAHA</title>
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		<dc:creator>HAHA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL at Bart&#039;s litigation comment.  It&#039;s exactly what I was thinking as I read that ridiculous scam site - that he&#039;d look for yet another reason to relieve folks of their money.  Very entertainment fellow!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL at Bart&#039;s litigation comment.  It&#039;s exactly what I was thinking as I read that ridiculous scam site &#8211; that he&#039;d look for yet another reason to relieve folks of their money.  Very entertainment fellow!!</p>
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		<title>By: farley hatcher</title>
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		<dc:creator>farley hatcher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 05:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want this job, but need to know if they provide a health plan and a 401K</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want this job, but need to know if they provide a health plan and a 401K</p>
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		<title>By: Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 Blog &#124; For Your Pets</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 Blog &#124; For Your Pets</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 Blog    Written by  Another decent blogger added an interesting post today on Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 Blog    Written by  Another decent blogger added an interesting post today on Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 Blog &#124; PRODUCTSFORPETS.INFO</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 Blog &#124; PRODUCTSFORPETS.INFO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] A smart blogger added an interesting post today on Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 BlogHere&#8217;s a small readingAria Skull and Crossbones Collar Charms for dogs and cats will give any pet an edgy, rock star look. charm refill coordinates with our Aria Pawsitively Charming Display. Metal skulls finished in antique brass or silver are accented with a rhinestone heart. Aria Skull and Crossbones Charm- Small Brass 3.98 2.79 Save: 30 off. Aria Skull and Crossbones Charm- Small Silver. Aspen Booda Fresh N Floss Rope for Dogs- X Large. aria skull and crossbones charm small silver. Lobster claw clasps allow easy attachment to any collar or. aria skull and crossbones charm small brass. Lobster claw clasps allow easy attachment to any collar or pet neck. Aspen Booda Fresh N Floss Rope for Dogs- Small. Pet Supplies, Dog Supplies, Cat Supplies, Pet Meds, Pet Medications &amp; Pet Products Aria Skull and Crossbones Charm- Small Brass- Aria Skull and Crossbones Collar Charms for dogs. People or Pets- You decide- Aria [...] [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] A smart blogger added an interesting post today on Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 BlogHere&#039;s a small readingAria Skull and Crossbones Collar Charms for dogs and cats will give any pet an edgy, rock star look. charm refill coordinates with our Aria Pawsitively Charming Display. Metal skulls finished in antique brass or silver are accented with a rhinestone heart. Aria Skull and Crossbones Charm- Small Brass 3.98 2.79 Save: 30 off. Aria Skull and Crossbones Charm- Small Silver. Aspen Booda Fresh N Floss Rope for Dogs- X Large. aria skull and crossbones charm small silver. Lobster claw clasps allow easy attachment to any collar or. aria skull and crossbones charm small brass. Lobster claw clasps allow easy attachment to any collar or pet neck. Aspen Booda Fresh N Floss Rope for Dogs- Small. Pet Supplies, Dog Supplies, Cat Supplies, Pet Meds, Pet Medications &amp; Pet Products Aria Skull and Crossbones Charm- Small Brass- Aria Skull and Crossbones Collar Charms for dogs. People or Pets- You decide- Aria [...] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mike,

Why does this bother you?  

Do you not believe that the Rapture will occur in your lifetime (or pet&#039;s lifetime)?  If you look at cannon of just about every Christian denomination, only humans have souls thus, the righteous will be taken up to heaven, leaving behind pets and non-believers.  Or are you questioning Christian doctrine? Or do you NOT care about God&#039;s other creations and are essentially a pet hater?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike,</p>
<p>Why does this bother you?  </p>
<p>Do you not believe that the Rapture will occur in your lifetime (or pet&#039;s lifetime)?  If you look at cannon of just about every Christian denomination, only humans have souls thus, the righteous will be taken up to heaven, leaving behind pets and non-believers.  Or are you questioning Christian doctrine? Or do you NOT care about God&#039;s other creations and are essentially a pet hater?</p>
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		<title>By: Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 Blog &#124; PETS NUTRITION FEST</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 Blog &#124; PETS NUTRITION FEST</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Someone I&#8217;ve heard of added an interesting post on Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Renews My Faith in Scams Tosh.0 BlogHere&#8217;s a small excerpt [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Brad</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>By the way Mike, I don&#039;t see your email address posted anywhere. Is there a direct way to contact you?

I would love to discuss this with you.

Brad</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By the way Mike, I don&#039;t see your email address posted anywhere. Is there a direct way to contact you?</p>
<p>I would love to discuss this with you.</p>
<p>Brad</p>
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		<title>By: Brad</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We are the real deal, if or when the rapture occurs, we fully intend to uphold our commitment.

Scam? No it is not.

Brad
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are the real deal, if or when the rapture occurs, we fully intend to uphold our commitment.</p>
<p>Scam? No it is not.</p>
<p>Brad<br />
<a href="http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/" rel="nofollow">http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Bart</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bart</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uh...scam?? 
This is a serious offer of service for our Christian friends.

I find your reference to &quot;scam&quot; both inflamatory, and very possibily a cause for litigation.

I will overlook this i9nsult for a fee of $10,000.
Or a simple.. &quot;Sorry bout that&quot; will do.

regards,
Bart 
bart@eternal-earthbound-pets.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh&#8230;scam??<br />
This is a serious offer of service for our Christian friends.</p>
<p>I find your reference to &#034;scam&#034; both inflamatory, and very possibily a cause for litigation.</p>
<p>I will overlook this i9nsult for a fee of $10,000.<br />
Or a simple.. &#034;Sorry bout that&#034; will do.</p>
<p>regards,<br />
Bart<br />
<a href="mailto:bart@eternal-earthbound-pets.com">bart@eternal-earthbound-pets.com</a></p>
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