I Like My President Like I Like My Coffee
I like my president… is a single-serving site that forms similes based on the opener, “I like my president like I like my coffee…” Here are some examples:
I like my president like I like my coffee: Kenyan.
I like my president like I like my coffee: Strong, cool and protected by several inches of metal.
I like my president like I like my coffee: Intelligent.
Note that each quip is linked to coffee-related Amazon item with an affiliate code (when you click through that link and buy the item, Joshua Lurie-Terrell, who runs the site, gets a cut of the profit).
Since these phrases are so funny, I decided to come up with a few of my own:
I like my president like I like my coffee: Netflix, the world's largest online movie rental service.
I like my president like I like my coffee: GoDaddy, fast, reliable web hosting for your website.
I like my president like I like my coffee: Bank of America. Wire me money.
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