Coffin Couch

While I was browsing the bowels of the Internet today, I stumbled upon this popular link to a “Coffin Couch” that someone was selling on Etsy.com.  Etsy, if you're not familiar, is a website that’s equivalent to a hometown craft show, where as long as people pay for their little table, they’re able to sell whatever they’d like. 

It's like eBay, but worse because people make the items themselves.  Kind of like a garage sale, but worse because people again, made the items themselves.  There's no possible way that 99% of these sellers can be making any cash from this stuff.

For example, the guy selling the coffin couch is also selling these awesome blood chokers for $16 a pop.  Blood chokers.  This lady's selling a peacock top for $48.  Yeah, that looks comfy and realistic. Did you need some ketchup earrings for $4?  I don't; never will.  Sure this stuff is unique, but who needs more unique garbage?  

In fact, I'm not the only one who noticed this site/yard sale for crappy items.  There's a whole website devoted to horrible Etsy items.  So whomever ends up buying this weird coffin couch, hats off to you.  You're buying the cream of the dump.