D-Bag Protection
I started to get worried today about the possibility of being jumped by a gang of douche bags. It wasn’t anything in particular that sparked that fear- outside of a faint smell of Aqua Di Gio and hair product in the air- but I was still worried. Thank god for the world wide web, for what else would stop Douchebaggery in it’s tracks besides websites to inform the public about them?!
One quick Google search can find you sites that will protect you from these hairless, house music-listening beasts. Because of the internet, you can define douchebags, rate them on their D.B. level, learn how they dance, be alerted when they twitter, see what they wear and even buy them presents!
Sigh of relief. Now at least I’ll know how to handle a situation if Tiesto starts playing and five dudes with fake tans and more jewelry than I own jump out and start grinding against me in a dark parking garage somewhere. I'm doucheducated now.
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