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Twitter Tales Six

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Twitter is a site where you can let the world know "what you're doing" at your choosing. Unfortunately, "what you're doing" isn't always that interesting. But Twitter Tales can help. Here are three fun stories made up from real, random tweets that we've found online, finally making your tweets somewhat interesting.

"Dog Whisperer"

-Watching a good movie about a metally troubled man and his dog. NO it is not my life story. But it could be. :) "The Dog Problem"
-I almost missed my bus just now, because I stopped to talk to a dog in a coat.
-What's happening to me? :(

[unintentionally composed by @CHELSEATYR, @cass_o_wary, @yopapi]

"Yum Yums"

-I feel sick..i ate way too much pizza at my gym (free pizza day!) I take no responsibility & completely blame the gym for this! Agggghh! :&
-is in a lot of pain. EVIL pizza. Writhing around on the floor with pain.
-Okay my head still hurts!!!! I guess I just should go to bed early!!! I just can't believe that this has hit me so hard

[unintentionally composed by @LoriCamp628, @krissieze, @dhiraj86]

"Lesson Learned?"

-twitter sucks!
-Twitter is over capacity hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
- twitter blocked my laughs? unacceptable…

[unintentionally composed by @albertoibarra @StormDead @df_Revision]

The End.

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