How Long Does It Take Google to Remind Us That We Have Drug and Alcohol Problems?
After the weekend, the girlfriend and I had some left over bottles of wine. So on Sunday, we decided to make some sangria before they went bad.
We figured sangria would last a little longer than an opened bottle of Malbec, but not exactly sure how long. So as many Americans would, we took our question to Google.
I typed in the initial words of my request — "how long" — and was presented with these Google suggestions:
Jesus Christ, guys! The only thing we care more about than how long it'll take us to clear a drug test is how long it'll take us to flee the country when we fail.
And, yeah, the answer to my question: How long does sangria last? No one has any f—ing idea.
Thanks, Internet. I'll check back when I have to get a kilo of heroin back from Nicaragua.
