Poodle Ninja Turtle-Leonardoodle

I used to think I wanted to be a ballerina when I was little.  But that was before I saw this site.  What am I doing with my life? Certainly not enough.  

Poodle paint sculpting school, here I come!  

Seriously, though.  Can we talk about this poor animal?  After you wait for the high tech, amazing graphics and backgrounds this site has to offer fully load up, you will begin to scroll down and see the full range of torture this animal has endured.  Let's look at a few of my favorites, shall we?  Click through to see more literally unbelievable dog-art after the jump!

Owner: I'm so proud.

Dog: Sweet lord of all things right and good in the world, please take me from this nightmare of a life I lead.

Owner: I'm so proud.

Dog: I wish I had opposable thumbs.  Then I would take these spikes off my back and slit my little dog wrists with them.

Dog: I will drink this paint if it means this will end.  Dammit, it's fake. Must. End. Life.

Owner: I'm so proud.

Dog: You see that screwdriver on the wall?  Please stab it into my neck. PLEASE, I beg you!

Dog: Day in, day out.  My life is a hellish cycle of paint, scissors, and misery.  Someone please kill me. Just do it, already!

[via This Is Freaking Ridiculous]