Not long after yesterday's post, I found the above video that continued to give me hope that watching golf on TV could be interesting. (Though the video is only 22 seconds long, you have to be patient with it.)
Here's my dramatized re-enactment of the events that led up to the above TV appearance:
Betty: Dude, I'm going to the American Century Celebrity Championship golf tournament in Lake Tahoe this weekend.
Sal: Well, that sounds boring as hell.
Betty: You gotta watch for me on the TV!
Sal: I'm not watching an entire golf tournament just to see you on TV. I see you in person all the time!
Betty: You don't have to watch the entire tournament. Just wait until Michael Jordan is on the 17th hole.
Sal: But there are so many people! How will I see you?!
Betty: Oh. You'll see me!