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Twitter Tales #8

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Twitter is a site where you can let the world know "what you're doing" at your choosing. Unfortunately, "what you're doing" isn't always that interesting. But Twitter Tales can help. Here are three fun stories made up from real, random tweets that we've found online, finally making your tweets somewhat interesting.

"Numbers Game"

-I'm really bad at this whole dating business! I wish it was like school, where you get a syllabus/course outline. *sigh*
-I was just guessing numbers and figures, pulling the puzzles apart. Questions of science and progress, did not speak as loud as my Heart
-#sowhat if i've lost count of how many people i have slept with?

[unintentionally composed by @lillaboogie, @Chefington, @missbonerkill]

"Allergies"
-Just saw my crazy ex driving around… I thought moving got me away from the crazys! AHH!
-swollen eyelids :(
-I'm feeling sick. Think it's an allergic reaction to reality

[unintentionally composed by @swaldock, @dianalimmingli, @triciaruth]

"Boring"
-I'm gonna watch a movie. Same old boring life. Need a spark
-night in ironing…. fuck me i'm a boring b@stard
-Hi everybody… Fb and Twi…i'm so boring..:P
-Yes, I know I have a sad life :'(

[unintentionally composed by @roffntoff, @tuftypope, @Thayrii, @VNGUYEEN]

The End.

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