The Truth About Penguins
They thing Outkast is soooo 1999 too.
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They thing Outkast is soooo 1999 too.
Here's some AMAZING footage of Zac Efron bunge jumping.
Spoiler alert: He doesn't die.
Look! We made a fail!
Daniel keeps his Indo Board (a teeter-totter kind of thing for honing balance) in the writer's room to keep the creative juices flowing. But it's not as easy as it looks.
In exchange for embarrassing our writer, Nick Malis, we are also linking to his personal blog and his meme, Cute Things Falling Asleep.
Who knows why this kid is trying to do a headstand on the back of a car, but before he answers that question, he better know the answer to where he's going to get the money to pay for a new back window. Maybe he can ask the psycho windshield smash guy.

For nearly three weeks now, users on the PbNation message boards have been posting text message conversations to a thread entitled "Text a girl and ask if her if 'you can tap that.'"
The original post that inspired it all can be seen above. I'm not sure where "pb123456789" got the idea from (and I'm damn sure I'm not going to do any research), but the challenge has resulted in over 4,000 responses on three different threads (threads get closed after 2,000 posts) and has even spread over to Reddit (which is a where I stumbled upon it, because god knows I don't use the PbNation boards!)
So what can we learn from all of this??? Absolutely nothing. I'm dumber for having had this job.

-I'm really bad at this whole dating business! I wish it was like school, where you get a syllabus/course outline. *sigh*
-I was just guessing numbers and figures, pulling the puzzles apart. Questions of science and progress, did not speak as loud as my Heart
-#sowhat if i've lost count of how many people i have slept with?
[unintentionally composed by @lillaboogie, @Chefington, @missbonerkill]
"Allergies"
-Just saw my crazy ex driving around… I thought moving got me away from the crazys! AHH!
-swollen eyelids :(
-I'm feeling sick. Think it's an allergic reaction to reality
[unintentionally composed by @swaldock, @dianalimmingli, @triciaruth]
"Boring"
-I'm gonna watch a movie. Same old boring life. Need a spark
-night in ironing…. fuck me i'm a boring b@stard
-Hi everybody… Fb and Twi…i'm so boring..:P
-Yes, I know I have a sad life :'(
[unintentionally composed by @roffntoff, @tuftypope, @Thayrii, @VNGUYEEN]
The End.
Oh, for so many reasons. Remember when you used to get your picture taken in elementary school with badass laser backgrounds? Well, there's a blog for it. We Have Lasers supplies you with all the radical, bodacious memories that even the best pair of pink acid washed jeans from American Apparel cannot.
Here's one of my favorites:
Go to We Have Lasers to see more!
This week, a teaser for Tron Legacy came out. The original Tron is an 80s film about The Dude getting sucked into a computer program, so you can imagine how nuts the internet has been over this new trailer.
One guy decided to mix the trailer with Michael Jackson's "Beat It," which works about as well as Pink Floyd with The Wizard of Oz. But it is an excuse for geeks to watch the trailer 11 more times.
Another guy got uber postmodern on us by remixing the remix — Tron with Eat It by Weird Al.
The only thing stupider than Facebook is a song parodying Facebook. And there are way too many of them. Some get passed around Facebook simply because they list off Facebook features (how relevant!). Some see their 15 minutes of fame on the College Humor front page. None lead to movie deals for the attention-craving comedy troupes who made them.
Well, this one isn’t really after your laughs – she’s a hipster and she doesn’t care what you think. The reason she pulls it off is because it’s from the heart.
This image has become popular on Reddit, proving that sometimes newer technology isn't always better technology.
Also broken, this guy's printer. Nice handwriting, buddy! Stick with that old school pen and paper!