The above chart purports to visualize what an average breakdown of the Twitter community actually looks like based on a recent study about users of the site.

The graphic is flawed in many ways, including that fact that those who use Twitter most often probably do not have the mental capacity to understand its meaning.

I understand with the advent of the Internet, everyone claims to have found bigfoot. But this time, a) it's really bigfoot, and b) you're welcome.

I'm going to go ahead and assume a few things about this guy: 

• He sweats a lot
• He runs this business
• He's attending a NASCAR event
• He gits 'er done
• He's never needed sunblock
• Women at this NASCAR event give him their numbers because of his back hair
• He lives in his grandmother's basement/trailer
• He enjoys Buddig Beef  and Squirrel Melts
• He's all business in the front and a total party in the back
• He combs that sh*t every night before he nods off to reruns of Dukes of Hazzard 
• He's someone I'd love to meet

[Pic via UberPix]

Before the internet, porn was not only more difficult to watch, but it was also more difficult to study. With the advent of new technologies, we now know the social impacts of watching porn. And they aren't that bad.

It's comforting to know that "respect from friends" and "girlfriend prospects" only approach zero and never actually reach it.

[via Reddit]

This video titled "Cooking with Dog" just really pissed me off. I was so excited to see it but then the dog didn't cook anything! Not one thing! He didn't stir, cook, flip- nothing. He just sits there. The lady doesn't even give him a sample of the food at the end, she just eats it in front of it like she's better than he is.
Well, I don't like it. It's 2009, you can get a dog to cook on a viral web video.
I'm going to go have to look at dogs in wigs and dogs in costumes to calm me down.

[via Dlisted]

You've heard the expression "monkey business."  Well, judging by this popular online image, monkeys have a new business: Burglary!

[via Urlesque via Daily Mail]

What is the benefit of a crab? Leave you answers in the comments below.

I don't know what this guy is yelling, but  I'm going to guess.

He's planning on using this terrifying turkey army to overthrow the local government and eventually, the world. Turkeys aren't as dumb as you think guys.  And Thanksgiving is not that far away.  Put the two together and you've got yourself one hell of a conspiracy plot.

So it's either that, or the guy is just insane and thinks he's the king of the turkeys.  

Both seem pretty plausible.

[via UniqueDaily]

Guy and girl sign up for J-Date.
Guy and girl meet each other online and agree to go on a date together.
Girl offers to pay her part of the dinner, guy refuses and pays for whole thing.
Guy decides date didn't go well afterwards and emails girl asking for money.
Guy gets weirdly aggressive and starts calling girl and threatening to sue her, call her work and the restaurant.
Girl is scared.
Someone puts it online complete with voicemail recordings.
Guy looks like a total idiot.

My advice? Don't date on the Internet; just because someone can type that they're generous and fun on some profile doesn't mean they are in real life.

[via Reddit]

Gross. Stubble. She should try tweezing or waxing instead.

[via BuzzFeed]

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It's nice.  It's no bouncing tennis ball, but it's nice.