We're tired of boring, single themed photo tumblr blogs that are all attempting to be the next big thing to hit the web, so we're calling them out in this week-long series called "Tumblr Weak."

BLOG: Do Your Fucking Dishes aka doyourfuckingdishes.tumblr.com/

ESTABLISHED: August 2009

# OF POSTS: 22

PURPOSE: To take pictures of your roommates' dishes in order to tell them, as well as the world, to "fucking" do them.

DOES IT SERVE ITS PURPOSE? The likelihood of a person who doesn't do their dishes to delve deep enough into the pits of the Internet and see their dirty dishes in a sink on a crappy tumblr page and then actually do them is pretty low.  Unless the person posting the picture directs them to the blog, I'm going to say they're 100% not going to see it.  Passive aggressive fail.

WEAKNESS LEVEL: On a scale of 1-10, this site is a solid 9.  Looking at dishes isn't entertaining, funny, or informative — and it never will be.  If you're going to go to the trouble of posting them on some tumblr blog, just suck it up and do them yourself.  It's not that bad.

Do Your Fucking Dishes, your tumblr is WEAK!

Wired Science reported yesterday that, starting this fall, Wikipedia will be adding an optional feature called "WikiTrust" that will "color code every word of the encyclopedia based on the reliability of its author and the length of time it has persisted on the page."  Wikipedia hopes this system will help clear up ambiguities in the reliability of their articles.

This idea is genius!  In fact, it immediately inspired me to suggest a similar system to the Tosh.0 blogging team:

• GREEN - You have to be really high to get this joke.  Like ridiculously high.  But trust us, if you take the time to handle your business and can still figure out how to log onto your computer, you'll be laughing until tears stream down your cheeks.
• MALTY - We were hammered when we wrote this joke.  As professional comedy writers, we spend most nights drowning our sorrows in a mix of whiskey and TiVoed daytime television (the shows we used to watch during the previous 18 months that we were unemployed).  Putting back a fifth of Jack every evening means you usually wake up about as drunk as you went to sleep.  Typically anything posted before noon can be considered to have been written under the influence of alcohol, but with the new color-coding system, you'll know for sure.

See the rest of the color-coding system after the jump… Read more »

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user rockface21.

The Jeffery Dahmer burger?  Hardee's has lost its f*cking mind!!!

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 caption challenge using your phone, text COMEDY to 44686 and we'll send you the link. While there you can also sign up to get a text message whenever the latest caption challenge begins.

Here’s video proof that journalists had a solid 30 years to come up with a new business model. Unfortunately, he said, "We're not in it to make money," which is roughly the same model they're still using now. And the newspaper websites of today might seem flashy, but they're still using the same "less-than-fashionable cubby holes" and "Ohio" computers.

[via Journocafe]

Okay, so let's say there is a tornado approaching since that's the only reasonable explanation for this photo.  

Except I can't believe that's the case, since you don't normally take pictures during tornados, and even if you did, you don't pose and smile for them.  Further still, you don't need a pink rifle when you're in the tub for a tornado because shooting at a tornado would be absolutely pointless.

Second guess.  I'd love to say this is an old picture judging by the decor, so it's just old and weird, but it's not.  It's too clear, the woman is wearing yoga pants, and pink guns for women are a new trend, not an old one.  Maybe they're just posing because in case of emergency, they want to remember how they set it up.  But that would leave out the man from the tub, I assume, who is taking the picture.

Okay, perhaps the picture is to capture this mysterious dog-like creature to commemorate the first time baby made a kill, because if you'll notice, the baby's tiny hand is on the trigger.

Maybe I should just stop assuming and let this weird internet picture just be itself.  My brain hurts.  

How about this: people are crazy and this is proof.  Sometimes you don't get answers to everything.

[via Awkward Family Photos]

When he runs up with the screwdriver in his mouth, we’re thinking that he looks like a pro -– or at least that he’s watched a good share of movies to get ready for this moment. Alas, he obviously missed the scenes revealing that security tapes are not kept inside the actual camera for this very reason. But things got much worse when he tried to steal barbed wire and kidnap a security guard on the way out.

When he got home to set up his new webcam, he lamentably discovered that he couldn't speak to the internet with this device — at least not until he could steal a microphone too. It was already too late. The cops came and locked him up. As fate would have it, he still made his web video debut in "Man Caught Stealing Security Camera."

[via Unique Daily]

How do you make a bad situation worse?  Attack people with a hoe.

Rosemary Lumpkin called police to report that her 15-year-old daughter was illegally dancing at a local strip club.  Fair enough.

But when the media arrived at her house to report on the story, she attacked a cameraman with a hoe (seen in the above video from a different camera).

In the past week, videos of Rosemary have gone viral all over the web featuring footage from multiple cameras and news broadcasts from across the country.

So a quick piece of advice: Hoes are best used for a little light gardening, not for planting the seeds of a life of Internet infamy.  But I guess it's too late for that.

[via Digg]

"Reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds" is definitely one of the more viral videos to ever hit the web.

But any reporter can find himself or herself losing control in front of the camera if the unexpected occurs.  The above video proves that even "a respected veteran with 45 years experience" like Syracuse's silver-haired Ron Wood can become totally gangsta if things go wrong (aka, he gets stung by a bee).

The moral of the story: Don't discriminate against reporters.  They all hate their lives equally.

[via Buzzfeed]

…is having the world's largest cappuccino in your cup.  That's how that jingle went, right?

I can't remember.  Watching 349 videos a day online for this job has completely burned out all of my memories.  Folger's coffee jingles, third grade English class, Christmases with my family — I remember nothing.  

But I can remember that the Internet shows me way more than my memories could ever provide; like that these people that made the biggest cup of cappuccino in Russia, or this kid can't handle his nitrous, and that I'm totally dead inside for knowing these things!  When is my mother's birthday!?  It doesn't matter, because I can direct you to more nutshot videos than any other human on the planet.  And that's more important than anything, right?!  

Hahahaha, oh I'm losing my mind because I signed it over to the Grape Stomping Lady somewhere earlier this summer!!! Whee!

So, who cares about this stupid, giant cup of coffee?  

Me!  

[via UniqueDaily]

Yesterday, Listverse came up with a list of "10 Mammals You Probably Didn’t Know Exist."

There are three ways of knowing that you're trying to draw traffic by ranking things: 1) You're so desperate for content that your lists contain qualifiers like "probably" in the title. 2) Your site is called "Listverse." 3) Your list of "10 Mammals You Probably Didn’t Know Exist" contains mammals that are currently in my backyard. Let's take a look.

You probably didn't know that this type of sheep existed because it only appears in the logo of every Dodge pick-up truck in the world. I think we should be much more concerned with this car company's extinction than the sheep's.

But I'll give them a break on this one. According to Wikipedia, they're also known as "mountain sheep," which sounds really obscure. Definitely not colloquial.

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I know this one. Gimme a sec… Chipmunk! No? Aw man, I always get chipmunks and squirrels confused.

I have lived in California for 4 years, but I am aware of the existence of "squirrels."

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This is called an armadillo. I saw one in a coloring book before I could talk.

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[via Neatorama]