Twitter Tales #9

Twitter is a site where you can let the world know "what you're doing" at your choosing. Unfortunately, "what you're doing" isn't always that interesting. But Twitter Tales can help. Here are three fun stories made up from real, random tweets that we've found online, finally making your tweets somewhat interesting.
-I know what you mean. However, today, no list for me. Time away with my family.
-i need to stop twittering but i cannt!!!! I just can't!
-Four Words: "My Wife Is Pissed"
[unintentionally composed by: @Mrkimsays, @jordynNIGGAHH, @srumery]
"Tweetdating"
HER- …I don't think you realise how charming you are and how any woman would be very lucky to have such a genuinely nice guy…
HIM-thanks, but I don't do online dating. Too much like catalogue shopping.
HER-It's been months and more than a dozen twitter "dating" sites, online dating does not seem to work on twitter world
[unintentionally composed by @theReviewGuy, @ morgancarpenter, @samanthaglancy]
"Bye, Dog."
-My dog literally ate my laundry. She threw up 4 socks. Vet says more socks = $1000 surgery. Not an investment we're willing to make.
-hahahahaha. oh, i don't know whether to feel bad or *great* about that! =)
-i love just washing my clothes. one load thats it :D
[unintentionally composed by @jessica_mckee, @charophoto, @lilruby2010]
The End.




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