There's a new daily time waster in my life. Facetouchup.com!
A site where you can see how un-perfect you are, sculpt your face into perfection, and then wonder how you're going to get hundreds of thousands of dollars to get the plastic surgery to fix it!
Look at how amazing I look after all that virtual surgery:
I forgot to mention these plastic surgeons are the same guys who made Soundgarden's "Blackhole Sun" video.