Omegle Me This

You may have heard of the random chat site, Omegle, that pairs you with another random internet user in a chat room to begin a random conversation.  But who would create such a web-nerd-heavy application without thinking that web nerds wouldn't take it over to constantly pwn each other while also getting material to post on dorky sites like Reddit and Digg?

Reddit's 'funny' category has been overwhelmed by 'humerous' Omegle chat interactions over the last couple days, with 'brilliant' fake chatters like this, this and this.  Dorkier still?  Two nerds trying to pwn each other.

Banana sandwich?  Lady and the Tramp!  Zing! The snarkiness is too much, internet dorks!

Take it from me: leave the bullying and trickery to the mean people at school that make fun of you.  Stick to your computers.  In the end, when you're flying into your high school reunion in a helicopter because your time spent home alone on Friday nights resulted in creating a new type of computer that made you millions, that's all that you'll need.  I promise.  Now go to sleep now, web nerd, there there.  You've had a rough day.