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Twitter Tales Ten

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | August 12, 2009 at 6:00PM

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Twitter is a site where you can let the world know "what you're doing" at your choosing. Unfortunately, "what you're doing" isn't always that interesting. But Twitter Tales can help. Here are three fun stories made up from real, random tweets that we've found online, finally making your tweets somewhat interesting.

"Breaking Glass"
-Writing a song, tweaking it out but.. I love it. But I hate it. It almost hurts to sing… damnit!
-And I can't sing for shit. Kittens die every time I attempt to carry a note.
-Somebody call 911………..Donīt worry Iīm just singing this song Hehe it has been stuck in my head since yesteday!
[unintentionally composed by: @victoriaortega, @kissmydaisy, @dianagonewrong]

"Someone Not Racist"
-Often, I wish I was someone else for a day, so I could feel what it's like to be looked at and talked to in a way I've wished to experience.
-lol thing is, i'd much prefer white guys. I mean the ocassional asian guy may be appealing but white guys for me lol
-that sounded bad, I'm seriously not racist!
[unintentionally composed by: @kindaooooh, @thisisanna, @CarleyShea]

"New Beginnings"
-i've decided i'm completely giving up meat. (:
-Cute mexican butcher….Yay i have a new favorite store
-Damn… I guess I better take that back huh
[unintentionally composed by: @ariel_all_over, @JewJewBees101, @latin_goddess]

The End.