Last Night's Show, Translated into Nonsense
The internet has always known about the innacuracies of computer translations when you move between different languages over and over. Well, it turns out that all you have to do is translate between Japanese and English several times to create total chaos — and that's just what Translation Party accomplishes. Here are a few of last night's jokes, revamped by the web app:
Before:
He?s gonna make his friends smell that paw for the next couple of weeks.
The smell of feet below, my friends, this program is one week.
Before:
She will be fine. You can still be a success with a busted face — just ask Julia Stiles.
She is fine. His face has been arrested – JURIASUTAIRUZU you can only listen.
Before:
I?d be more impressed if it didn?t look like you?re in a ballet class but keep trying.
This is impressive to see the ballet of the working class.
