How Many Things Are Wrong With This Card?

You can stop planning your Christmas card early this year.  Some purveyor of homemade X-mas cards has just created the perfect one for everyone on your list.  Just click and print the above image and send your friends and family ROFLing.  (Assuming your friends and family don't mind slurs against homosexuals.)

I'm not sure where the Internet found this image, but I am in love.

Let's play a little game of "How Many Things Are Wrong With This Card?"

1. She called her grandma a "faggot"
2. She actually wrote "Merry Holidays"
3. She proclaimed "tis' the season" to give someone the finger with a Santa cap on top of it
4. The card appears to come from a female (which though not wrong, is unexpected)
5. Green hand equals crazy alien!
6. The snowflake has 5 points (Learn science, bitch!)

What do you think?  What'd I miss??

[via UniqueDaily]