In between trying to amuse you punks, I occasionally work as a beer writer. (If you think that sounds like a good job, you're wrong. It's a great job. Seriously. I get free beer mailed to my door. No joke. You should consider having my life.)
So maybe the above Facebook comment entertained me more than it will you. Still, you have to admire the depth of thought and literary devotion this person put into commenting on a "friend's" status.
To so many lazy people just clicking on the "Like" link, I say, take the time to respond to the statuses of your friends, families and stalkers with the utmost zeal and sarcasm.
Awaken the hatred for your fellow man that lingers deep in your bosom and tell your weak-minded brethren just how much their opinions' suck.
Be a total dick. It's only Facebook. What is this? 2004?? Who cares?
[P.S. In case you are wondering, the best tasting beer ever is actually Yards Philadelphia Pale Ale.]