5 Reasons Why the Guy Who Propsed to His Girlfriend Via a Numbered List Will End Up Divorced

That's right.  Fred Ehrhard recently proposed to his girlfriend via an absurdly overzealous mix of online media, including video banner ads, a numbered list with a Yahoo Buzz button prominently embedded, and Twitter hashtags.

Duuude…  Duuuuuuude……

This could be the lamest proposal since baseball added those over-sized screens in the ballparks.

There's no way this lasts.  Here's why:

• He's obviously way too obsessed with the latest trends. I'm sure when he finds Girlfriend ver. 2.0 he'll dump Dalila faster than his old Earthlink dial-up account.
• He obviously did this for money. Seriously, folks, we live in a time where websites will do anything for ad revenue.  Talk about a traffic driver!  Heck, I'm linking to SheKnows.com right now.  Cha-ching.
• He doesn't get romance. Fred wrote: "Please post to your Twitter, Facebook, blogs…. We are going to aggregate all your messages and show Dalila how many people think she should say yes."  You can't aggregate love, man!  You're not creating a spreadsheet of matrimony!
• He'll be tempted to cheat. Even though guys can tell Fred is lame, every four-eyed female web-nerd with a World of Warcraft account has probably started swooning.  They'll be messaging him on Facebook for weeks.
• All marriages end up in divorce. Because marriage was created by Satan.

'Nuff said!

[via Adrants via Urlesque]