Get An Action Figure of Yourself (Or Not)

On the internet, a place where you can make profiles and blogs all about yourself for free, it only makes sense that there be a site for creating your own action figure. Only, it's not free. It's $180.

From that narcissistic Internet perspective, getting a doll/figurine based on yourself seems to make sense. But don't let your mind be clouded by such optimism. There are many reasons why Barbie is the most popular doll in history and at least one of them is that a Barbie doll doesn't look like you. Let's take a peek at why some of Be A Doll's recreations are doomed.

Calm down, Clint Eastwood. Until your celebrity look-a-like starts making awesome badass movies again, your frail body is definitely not cut out for an action figure.

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I don't think the cursing problem (evinced by the logo on your shirt) is going to play well with Matel's key demographic. I like where you're going with the pink color though.

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It's good that they tried to make you look a little less emo by adding a smile, but that sorority poof in your hair is not working in the plastic fiber version of your amber locks.

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[via The Presurfer]