9 Kids Getting Owned By Dogs

When a couple introduces their new baby to their family pet, don't think that pet doesn't know it's about to get ignored for the rest of its life.  Dogs, especially, keep that in mind and take it out on the kids when they can. That's why this list of 9 kids getting totally owned by dogs rules; there's nothing better than a dog showing some bratty kid what's what.

After the jump, see the full list of 9 Kids Getting Owned By Dogs!

9. Bite Own
This dog teaches this kid that he is not to be messed with through demonstration. Since he can't talk and all.

8. Set Up Own
I hate to say this, but it seems as if these parents are setting their toddler up. Granted, it's hilarious but this kid's going to have a rough life.

7. Head Hump Own
This one's brutal because the dog just goes straight for this kid's head and nothing else. Sucks for him.

6. Slo-Mo Own
There's no need for this video to include a slo-mo playback at the end, but there is one and it makes the dog seem like a terrifying beast. So what. It's funny to see someone get slowly owned.

5. Forever Own
This dog will not stop humping this kid, and this kid's parents will not stop taping it. Sounds like this kid's life sucks.

4. Dance Own
She keeps going so the dog keeps going too. He's not going to let this brat take the spotlight. He "gets it."

3. Laser Own
We've all seen this one with the laser pointer, but did you notice that it sounds like the dad's filming it? Cruel.

2. Pissed Own
Okay, so this dog is a little different, because he just owns this kid in theory. But I love that growling, teeth gnashing, angry theory. It's hilarious.

1. Shove Own
By far, my favorite video of a kid getting owned by a dog since the dog takes this kid out by just pushing him right over. BAM! Love it.