Kanye Needs To Shut The F Up

When Kanye-bashing, the all-caps thing works especially well.

Single-serving one-liner sites like Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle (and more recently, Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition) were the precursor to micro-humor-blogs like FML. Well, since interrupting Taylor Swift's VMA speech this weekend, even Kanye West has earned one: Kanye Needs to STFU. Here are a few iterations of the joke, from the new Kanye site:

KANYE IS JUST WAITING FOR YOUR PRIEST TO ASK 'IF ANYONE KNOWS WHY THIS MAN AND WOMAN SHOULD NOT BE WED…'

KANYE NEEDS TO BE HANDCUFFED TO FURNITURE AT AWARD SHOWS

KANYE NEEDS A TIME-OUT WITH NO MILK AND COOKIES

But why stop with Kanye? Here are a few single-serving sites that I think need making:

• Michael Jackson is Your Favorite Tribute Show
• Beyonce is Your Second Acceptance Speech
• Lady Ga Ga is Your Maybe-Hermaphrodite
• Taylor Swift is Your Country Music Singer

In the comments, leave your single-serving website ideas or some one-liners that could go with the sites above. Better yet, take a crack at a single-serving site yourself. Wired has some instructions.

[via Mat]