Burglar Caught After Logging Into Facebook On Victim's Computer

The title pretty much says it all.  A guy is charged with robbing a West Virginia home after he forgot to log out of his Facebook account that he accessed on a computer in the house mid-burglary.

Look, if you plan on robbing someone's house and checking the web from their home computer during the process, you may want to follow these simple steps:

1. Log out of any websites you log into. …or your name and personal info might pop right up on screen.  Ta-dah!  You're caught!
2. Do not allow the computer to automatically remember your password. It's worth the effort of having to type this stuff next time, as opposed to the alternative… being caught by the police.
3. Clear the cookies. The browser might have saved your info here as well.  Who am I kidding?  If you're robbing people for a living, you probably don't possess the computer skills to understand what I am talking about.
4. Clear the browser history. Those weird fetish porn sites you visited could be a dead giveaway.  I mean, they are really creepy.  Normal people aren't like you.
5. Wipe down the keyboard. Yes, we live in modern times, but police still check for fingerprints.  Don't forget the basics!
6. Just steal the goddamn computer! You're already robbing the place for Christ's sake.  If you need the computer, take the computer.

Happy thievery!