Dating for Apathetic People
One of these sites is legit, and the other one is a joke. The problem is, I can't tell which is which. I thought zombies and goths were the same thing. If you're so completely filled with sadness and despair and enjoy wearing a studded dog collar around your local mall, I can't imagine you'd be motivated enough to register, connect, and date another person — let alone through an online dating service. Aren't these kind of people supposed to hate everybody anyway?
I apologize, I'm stereotyping. It's just that it's hard for me to believe any online dating site is legit after I was scarred watching this dating video from the eighties.
[via Gynomite]
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