Chicken DcNugget
Were you in the market to buy a penis-shaped Chicken McNugget? If you were, you're in luck — Ebay's got one!
Oh, internet. Why do you allow us to spend more money while also making us more stupid, and all along the way you grow bigger and stronger?
I want to buy this DcNugget. For no reason other than to have a DcNugget. You guys understand, right? You probably want to make a bid on the DcNugget too. After all, you're reading this blog on the internet about a show on television about the internet; so you must be hooked.
Now all that's left is to find out who's gonna win this DcNugget! I feel dumber already, but I'm too excited to blow my paycheck on this Chicken Dc to care.
[via Urlesque]
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