Poop My Dad Says
I was reflecting today on the guy who runs that Twitter account @ShitMyDadSays, Justin Halpern.
He's like hugely famous now! People want to give him book deals and TV shows and interview him and stuff, all because he has some silly Twitter account of garbage his dad said. Not stuff he said! I can write stuff other people said!
So let the rip-off begin…
My father was never big into cursing. He'd be really upset it I used the word "shit" in a such a public forum as the Internet. So I decided I'd just go with the word "poop." @PoopMyDadSays was still available on Twitter, so…
Check it out: twitter.com/poopmydadsays. It's hilarious!
HBO mini-series producers, you can just direct message me on Twitter. Thanks.
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