Twitter Accounts Every Guy Should Unfollow
Yesterday, Maxim.com posted an article entitled "100 Twitter Accounts Every Guy Should Follow."
It's a hell of a list, especially if you're looking to clog up your Twitter account with a bunch of childish nonsense, celebrity babble and toilet humor.
In fact, the list seems to serve better as a list of accounts every guy would want to unfollow. Allow me to elaborate by drawing from their list:
#80. Hugh Hefner — Great idea to follow this guy… if you get off on reading about the mundane activities of a horny geriatric. No one reads Playboy to get an inside track to Hugh's thoughts.
#79. Ashton Kutcher — Really? Guys should be following Ashton Kutcher?? Guys??? Welcome to being out-of-touch, Maxim.
#57. NHL — No one follows the NHL anymore. Even on Twitter.
#55. NASCAR on Fox — Alright, this is a small point of contention, but Maxim says "accounts every guy should follow." Not every guy lives in the south, okay?
#9. My Drunk Texts — Aka, "Someone else's Annoying B.S."
#4. Farted — Maxim says this is "An account that does nothing but re-Tweet fart-inspired Tweets. God bless America." Yeah, that sounds awesome. Can't wait to have that in my feed. Idiots.
#3. Borat — Oh wait, Maxim? Is it 2006??
#21. Maxim Magazine — Uh, no thanks.
Why don't you just follow @danieltosh? That's really all you need.
