Twitter Accounts Every Guy Should Unfollow

Yesterday, Maxim.com posted an article entitled "100 Twitter Accounts Every Guy Should Follow."

It's a hell of a list, especially if you're looking to clog up your Twitter account with a bunch of childish nonsense, celebrity babble and toilet humor.

In fact, the list seems to serve better as a list of accounts every guy would want to unfollow.  Allow me to elaborate by drawing from their list:

#80. Hugh Hefner — Great idea to follow this guy… if you get off on reading about the mundane activities of a horny geriatric.  No one reads Playboy to get an inside track to Hugh's thoughts.
#79. Ashton Kutcher — Really? Guys should be following Ashton Kutcher??  Guys??? Welcome to being out-of-touch, Maxim.
#57. NHL — No one follows the NHL anymore.  Even on Twitter.
#55. NASCAR on Fox — Alright, this is a small point of contention, but Maxim says "accounts every guy should follow."  Not every guy lives in the south, okay?
#9. My Drunk Texts — Aka, "Someone else's Annoying B.S."
#4. Farted — Maxim says this is "An account that does nothing but re-Tweet fart-inspired Tweets. God bless America."  Yeah, that sounds awesome.  Can't wait to have that in my feed.  Idiots.
#3. Borat — Oh wait, Maxim?  Is it 2006??
#21. Maxim Magazine — Uh, no thanks.

Why don't you just follow @danieltosh?  That's really all you need.