When I was a child, I recorded narration on to cassettes but I didn't have video games. All I had was Bon Jovi. And since that was on cassette also, I could never achieve the dream of doing both at once.

There's definitely a subculture on YouTube of gamers who post screen captures of their gaming skills. I'm not a gamer so usually I have no idea what's going on. It's hard for me to tell the difference between two videos of people getting murdered.

Jerry makes video games make sense. IMHO, that's why, IMHO, this is the best video game screen capture of, IMHO, all time. Better than Leeroy Jenkins. It's because Jerry tells us a story in layman's terms. Finally, I understand Sonic. Plus, he peppers in little fun facts. Next time I’m hanging with my gamer friends, I’ll get a ton of cred when I drop the little known fact that Knuckles and Sonic met in high school.

Jerry also spells "hello" with a W at the end. And he says it like, "hew-woaw" — The kid's just throwing W's everywhere like a badass. Even more awesome, IMHO.

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I can't think of a better way to start off the weekend than hearing some dramatic reads of celebrity tweets. It really makes Brooke Hogan sound intelligent, er- okay, that's a lie. But it does make it seem like these celebs haven't just gotten famous just based on their looks. No, that's another lie.

God, celebrities are dumb. They could get by on this video series by just reading all of Courtney Love's tweets if they wanted.

I think if you read those backwards they make more sense. Why are these people millionaires again?

[link via The Daily What]

The poor guy. He's just really attached to Clemson and can't handle a loss. I'm not into sports but I understand. I act the same way if I loose at Cranium.

This footage comes from ESPN. What are they thinking? They have access to millions of eyeballs at any given moment and they throw this clip up online as though it’s garbage. This is gold. The kid's acting like his dog just died in a burning house. They’re busy looping Sports Center all day when they could have a whole entire new show based this kid’s devastation.

This dude thought he had come up with a really funny idea for a web video: Get both Oscar Meyer and Wonder Bread on the phone and try to resolve the hackiest joke on the face of the planet: Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 8.

Then around the 2 minute mark he screwed up some basic middle school math.  Plus I couldn't get over the fact that with that hat and mustache combination, he looked a little too comfortable with that hot dog in his mouth.

I'm working on my response video explaining the difference between "lowest common denominator" and "least common multiple."  It's gonna be hilarious!  Gonna get this guy on speaker phone with his 6th grade math teacher.

This video is what the Internet is all about: Raw, unedited video of a skier being trapped under an avalanche and the ensuing dramatic rescue, uploaded directly to the web and accompanied by a rambling first-hand account of the events that unfolded.

Take all your pussycat videos and throw them out the window.  Seriously, next time you consider uploading a video of your dog chasing its own tail, shove your head into a bathtub full of water and hold it there until you're about to drown.  Then go skydiving on acid.

Then maybe we'll consider giving you your YouTube privileges back.

[via Buzzfeed]

This dog has not been neutered. In fact, I think balls have actually been added to him. To me, that's glorious, not "fucking retarded."

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I was so excited when I heard there was a site that turned YouTube videos into karaoke magic.  KaraokeTube!  Imagine my weekend! I thought, dreaming of belting Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera jams out to my heart's content as a record exec walks by my apartment, decides he should sign me and I become a super star and travel the world, yada yada yada…

But my dreams were squashed immediately upon visiting the site. Enjuto Mojamuto 2×13 – "El Musical"? The Killers- "Somebody Told Me"? Els Pets – "Bon dia"? What kind of songs do they think I want to sing? This isn't karaoke, this is my weird roommate from college's "studying" playlist. No thanks. Plus, the database didn't have any Britney Spears or Lady Gaga songs in it.

But- but- but- what was I going to do now? I was so disappointed. Where would I find karaoke videos ever again on the web? How would I sing? How would I get famous and get one of those limos with a pool in the back of it!?!?!

Oh, yeah. I can get karaoke songs right on YouTube. Like, thousands of them. How did I forget that?
Phew. That was a close one.

[link via Undercurrent]

This video someone caught of two prairie dogs "kissing" at the Philadelphia Zoo earlier this year totally pissed me off.

I went on three dates with that prairie dog on the left and she never onceput out.  And every time we went out, I paid for all her broadleaf forbs.  Ridiculous.

Had a total ego problem too.  She wouldn't shut up about how she met Dramatic Chipmunk at a bar in Cherry Hill.  Screw that!

Now I have to see her plastered all over the Internet just making out with some random squirrel.  It'll be awhile before I get over this one.

This week's unclaimed domain:

TextsFromYesterdayAfternoon.com

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Texts From Yesterday Afternoon. The slogan: "Remember that text you sent yesterday afternoon? It was well articulated." It's a play on the website so crappy that it will be an even crappier sitcom any day now.

Here are some ideas for how to use TextsFromYesterdayAfternoon.com:

• Post texts from yesterday afternoon. (I spent all day making you a freakin' logo for this thing, so just do it right.)

Someone decided to get sassy with last week's unclaimed domain name. They forwarded WeCanHasCheezburger.com to ICanHasCheezburger.com. I made a freakin' logo last week, too.

As Jezebel points out, this is a TV on top of a typewriter, but who cares. AT&T wasn't predicting the future, this chick was. She's right on point! Porn is the king of the internet and this chick knew it. I'm so impressed by her ability to foresee the fate of the web while wearing a negligee and typing on a fake computer.  How's my love life?  Better now.  Thanks old weird computer game ad.