I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments and have a Happy Halloween!

[via Buzzfeed]

Isn't browsing internet good enough on its own? Apparently, many Firefox users would disagree with me.

Firefox is known for its copious amount of add-ons that can enhance your browsing experience.  But if your idea of "enhancement" is loading up on 400 add-ons, you should consult one of your three dictionary toolbars to get a new definition of the word "enhance."  If you think slowing your browsing down to a stand-still is worth color-coding your browser tabs, you're nuts.

I'm game for a few tweaks, but if you're completely impeding my ability to look at web pages with sanity… then forget it. Beware of these ridiculous extensions that take add-on excess to a new level.

Add-On: Christian Anti-Porn

Description: "Flee sexual immorality (1Co 6:18). Christian Anti-Porn will filter links and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not block but warn every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites."

Whoever developed this add-on has come across the ultimate anti-porn algorithm: God. I bet He's pretty mathematically sound.

When you visit a porn site, an alert window will "warn every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again." That must be a pretty tough pill to swallow. In fact, those Christians will probably have to look at twice as much porn to keep it up after such a disturbing interruption.

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In some ways, Halloween is the antithesis of Internet culture.

Unlike online where we hide behind codified user handles and alien avatars so we can interact with strangers in a virtual world, Halloween is one of the few times we dress up our physical bodies in bizarre costumes and go interact with strangers IRL (you know, in real life).

We need to protect this separation of church and state!  We need to keep our hot side hot and our cool side cool!

That's why Mashable's list of "12 Awesome Social Media Halloween Pumpkin Carvings" is an abomination!

Digg jack-o'-lanterns, Reddit jack-o'-lanterns, even the freakin' Twitter-inspired jack-o'-lantern you see above.  I'm usually anti-pumpkin smashing (the band and the physical activity of ruining pumpkins), but consider this post an official call to arms!

We need to stop the Internetizing of Halloween ASAP or all could be lost!  Dressing up as your favorite Internet superstar is one thing, but turning pumpkins into Internet advertising campaigns is going too far.

Next thing you know, people will be giving out virtual candy instead of candied apples.  You can't stick a razor blade in virtual candy!  Kids can't download a week long stomach ache!  You can't delete a Goldenberg Peanut Chew: You have to chuck it back at the home of the person who gave it to you!  That's Halloween!

Come on, everyone!  Saving Halloween FTW!!

Is 63 too old to Trick or Treat? I think as long as he goes alone, it won't be creepy at all. Leave your answers and opinions in the comments before the big day tomorrow!

Do you ever dump macaroni into a boiling pot of water only to have the cheese packet follow it? Forget the one item you initially came to the grocery store to buy? Step in a small puddle after donning a pair of fresh socks?

Then I have a friend for you. Rageguy is another 4chan meme: He's an angry man drawn in MS Paint. He appears at the end of a 4-pane comic and the three panes leading up to his rage setup a scene we've all experienced — those little frustrations we all have in common. It's like the famous proverb, "People who snore always fall asleep first which will cause an angry temper tantrum in your soul."

One guy searched the web for the best versions of rageguy and put them all in one place. It's quite a feat considering the comics only have one common keyword: an indiscriminate number of F's and U's.

There's sure to be at least one comic in this rage reservoir that makes you laugh. Check out my favorite after the jump.

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Oh — you mean you didn't like our video of a cyst eruption on last night's show? Then I have the perfect site for you: PopThatZit.com. Now, you can find a zip-popping video that better fits your style!

If you understood Daniel's Tyra Banks reference last night, then you know what I'm talking about. She had a segment on her show two weeks ago called "The Grossest People in America." Among them was PopThatZit CEO, Chris Azzari.

The site offers a huge collection zit popping media: abscess drainage, elbow zits, ingrown hairs, animal zits and even eye zits! With so many categories, you're bound to find something that turns you on!

So, quit complaining about that bottomless boil on our show. I just gave you 47 categories of alternative zit explosions, not including the twelve on your face right now.

Can't get enough redemption?  Check out additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel digs deep to understand why the Nintendo 64 Kid doesn't know how to properly accept a gift in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Congratulations to Genius Camp, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week.

If you missed it, want to check out the full version, or can't get enough of "That's Weird (In Tents #6)" you can watch it above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be an upcoming Viewer Video on Tosh.0!

Congrats, guys, after last night's show you successfully managed to crash bjservices.com.

I guess the owners of this domain name couldn't handle so many unexpected site visits from people last night who either saw it on Tosh.0 or were searching for something else besides shale oil and gas operators.

…you know, people searching for help with things like "business journals," "blue jeans," and oral sex.

Let's not be coy.

This is, by far, the cutest video on the entire Internet. Turn it up and pay close attention.

Then learn more about this adorable video after the jump!  We'll even give you some tips on how to make and submit your own super-cute clip.

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