I was about to post on a popular new viral video I watched on Break.com. The video — called "Scooter Noob Crashes Hard Into Tree" — delivers exactly what it says: Some scooter noob crashing hard (really hard) into a tree.
But as I was collecting my thoughts on what to say about this poor man's accident, something else caught my eye. Probably because semi-nude women usually draw my attention.
Yes, in Break.com's "You Might Also Like" suggestion box were the two videos you see above: "Hot Babe Takes A Shower" and "Chicks Bouncing on Pogo Sticks."
Now, I'm not logged in at this point, so Break has no knowledge of my browsing history. Therefore, I'm guessing this suggestion is being generated by what other people who have watched the scooter crash video go on to watch.
Which brings me to the question: What does watching a man crash into a tree have to do with chicks on pogo sticks?!? Seriously? People who like watching accidents also want to see hot babes?? Is that a stereotype I've missed?
Or is this just a peek into the mind of man as a primal being?
Whatever…! After the jump I embedded the freakin' "Girls Bouncing on Pogo Sticks" vid so you don't have to go searching for it. It really isn't that great by "Internet standards," pervs.
"Hot Girl Takes A Shower" was much better.