Congressman Dennis Kucinich's Official Birthday Greeting
Today is Ohio Congressman, perennial Presidential candidate, and all-around short dude Dennis Kucinich's 63rd birthday.
The event is being celebrated on his website with a happy birthday greeting on the front page under "Latest News."
If you click through, visitors have the opportunity to access a "Print version of this document." This link will bring you to the very… um… official looking document that is reprinted above.
Seriously, guys? This is the best you could do for the Congressman's birthday. I mean, I know the big 6-3 is no major milestone, but couldn't you spruce that document up a little bit? Maybe use a graphic that has been created during Kucinich's lifetime?
As far as birthday cards go, this thing is barely even fridge worthy. I realize we want to cut government spending, but live a little, will ya?!
Maybe a nice Photoshopped pic of Kucinich sitting in the oval office would be a fun birthday gift?
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