New Jersey Douche Bags Club It Up!

The awesome Jersey shore boys video on last night's show reminded me of an old site that's been helping me find the coolest hang outs for years. Here's what ClubItUp is all about, according to their about page:

One day Frank [pictured right, always on the celly] decided he would make a page dedicated to the fellow Clubber out there who wanted to know what kind of crowd goes to the clubs, are the girls cute. Is this a club full of preppy kids, hip hop, or rave crowd, etc..

Bookmarking that one, right? Oh yeah, and they also have really cool promotional vehicles that they park in handicapped spots:

Anyway, in pursuit of Fred's mission statement of revealing the true nature of Jersey clubs, ClubItUp has countless photos from inside these exclusive walls… and that makes it the perfect place to find ridiculous douche bag club photos.  Check them out after the jump…

With this picture, you could fill all the palettes on an orange Sherwin-Williams swatch.

Middle guy: I can't make it out, but those better be Benjamins in his left hand. His right clenched fist definitely contains protein powder.

Hair gel: Check. Night at the Roxbury shirt: Check. Spray tan — aw shit, I knew we forgot something.

Q: Which guy does not belong?

A: All.