This kid throwing up is about to blow up the internet. Why?
Because he's conveying exactly how we all feel about this story: sick. If I hear another balloon boy joke from one of my friends on Twitter, I'm going to build a balloon and stage a stunt myself. Then I'll be puking on live tv.
Wait, no. I don't want to do that. Balloon boy, go away. But first, just for fun, here's a weird balloon boy remix video.