LA Weekly's Nightlife Fails

LA Weekly, one of L.A.'s primary alt-weeklies, went into its archives and found some of the most outRAGEous party photos they've ever taken. They compiled them into one big article called "Nightlife Fail: Signs the Party is Over," which hit on Digg last night.

Each image has a caption explaining why it constitutes a "party's over" moment.

See that one at the top of this post? It's number one on their list. Its caption is: "You pass out in the snow, wearing nothing but shorts."

Wrong. That's for sure a sign the party is about to start.

I mean, when the hell does it snow in L.A.? At the end of Crash. (Spoiler alert! Too late!)  And yes, no party started there.

But that's just a fictitious movie.  If it seriously ever snowed in L.A., there would be massive parties. We would riot. It hasn't snowed here since 1962. Which, by the way, means this picture must not have been taken in LA, so why's it on the list anyway?

See number 2 on their list after the jump…

The LA Weekly caption for this one: "You pass out in a cardboard box. Period."

You know what's coming… Wait for it… On the count of three… Looks like "party's over" for Balloon Boy! How could I not?