Ass Email
As far as I'm concerned, there is no need to make fun of the Bush family ever again.
I mean, not really– you couldn't make up the things that come out of their mouth– but ol' H.W. here sure showed a flash of brilliance calling mass email "ass email" in this speech the other day.
He's right! ASS email! ASS! Instead of MASS! What mass email have you ever been excited to be on? None.
Of course, he didn't mean to say it, but we have to credit someone. Sooo, I'm going to take the credit for starting this. He's just an old confused man who should be napping and eating his 4 o'clock dinner of peas and pot roast, not sending emails. He doesn't blog for an Internet show, I do!
So, it's decided. By me.
I take credit for starting the term, "ass email." In honor of this wonderful day, I'm going to compile the full list of all my contacts and tell them about my new term. Seems like the most appropriate thing to do.
[video via Unique Daily]
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